Not evil enough for a beard but too lazy to shave...

Journalfacial hair
Written By Jason Valendy

Because I have been moving I have lost my razor and have not been able to shave. After a few days my facial hair has gotten past the 'itchy' part and is now not even something I am aware of.
Estee says she does not care if I have facial hair or not. Others have told me it is not something I can pull off. Others say it is not "me". Most do not have an opinion as they have lives and do not consider my facial hair a point of interest.
It turns out that I am not evil/cool/hip/in to X-games enough to sport any sort of facial hair. At the same time I am too lazy to shave.
What I need is for Tom Hanks to bust into a room, save uncover a church conspiracy, grow a mullet, and hand me a Mach 3.
Jason Valendy

Husband, father of two boys, pastor in the United Methodist Church, and guy who is interested in the desert mothers and fathers. The idea of Orthocardia is the pursuit of having a “right heart” over the pursuit of having a “right belief” (orthodoxy) or a “right action” (orthopraxy).

www.jasonvalendy.net
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